On that
Forum-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named, a question was asked as to why the Politics conference had become so boring post-election. After letting the question sit for about a week (taking a break from the place for Christmas), I posted the following....
Oh, I am far from bored. In fact, I can hardly keep myself in my bunker, clinging bitterly to that to which I bitterly cling.
This thing has become such fun entertainment that I am surprised that I did not send money earlier to
The Prophet Obama (PBUH). Its like your first trip to see the Three Ringed Circus...you're enjoying everything you see, and its hard to keep your eye on it all.
But to recap...
As [redacted] mentioned, in one ring we have
The One's Appointments. We've got
Zero's vanquished opponent (who kindly introduced us to
Tony Rezko) now named as Secretary of State. Lost in the circus are the questions of how a SecState will represent this country when her husband's "
...organization [has] accepted multimillion-dollar gifts from a variety of foreign governments, companies and individuals who might have an interest in United States foreign policy." Our interest then shifts to his choice for Secretary of Commerce--Gov. Bill Richardson. Richardson, as it turns out, is about to be embroiled in his own "
Pay to Play" scheme. [
Noooo. Say it ain't so!] And then, we see O's nominee for Attorney General, Eric Holder. Holder, you may remember, was up to his eyeballs in the Marc Rich pardon scandal. A Congressional investigation found that Holder had "
played a major role, [in] steering Mr. Rich’s lawyers toward Jack Quinn, a former White House counsel.". The confirmation hearings for
The One's Cabinet promise further entertainment.
And in the other ring, there is the magic act using a version of
Three Card Monte entitled "Obama's
Change From The Change That I Promised". Watch him shuffle the cards labelled "A
Betrayal on FISA", "
I Won't End The War That I Promised I'd End", and (by extension)
Guantanamo Policy. Try to keep your eyes on the cards, as the
Change has a habit of
Changing, if you know what I mean.
But then in the center ring, we see the continuing saga of "Who to pick for the vacant Senate Seats?" The Delaware vacancy, open due to Joe Biden's new role as Vice-President Elect, will go to--get this--Biden's Chief of Staff. He, however, will only act in that position until
Biden's son will return from Iraq. [Is there no one in Delaware not named Biden qualified for that seat?] But a larger drama is found (naturally) on Broadway, or, if you must be precise, on the Upper East Side. There, we find one
Caroline Kennedy asking to be named to the soon-to-be vacated Clinton seat based on no qualifications what-so-ever beyond having a va-jay-jay (Stranger things have happened. Look what happened with
Zero.). The woman frequently has not voted, and despite her wealth, has a very meager history of political donations. She has never been elected to
anything and has
a habit of losing articles of clothing while in public. The poor woman
can barely complete a sentence without interrupting herself. [The Mainstream Media, exhausted as they are after searching
All of Alaska for everything
Palin (including, if you can believe it,
1.9 million stories on "Palin's daughter's boyfriend's mother".) cannot manage to ask the last vestige of Camelot "What ever happened to that Schlossberg guy?"]
However, the star of the center ring is none other than "HotRod" Rod Blagojevich. He, of course, has been accused of blatantly attempting to sell the Senate seat that
The One is vacating. The alleged buyer of this seat was none other than Jesse Jackson, Jr., he of the Chicago Jackson's. But the bartering for the naming rights to this seat went through PEBO's Chief of Staff, Rahm "Rahmbo" Emanuel. After an indepth look at what went on, PEBO's White House Counsel, Greg Craig (Yes. There is a
reason you recognize that name.) adopts
a version of The Jedi Mind Trick to proclaim "There is nothing to see here. Move along." (Why didn't Scooter Libby try this?) This announcement comes on the afternoon of Dec. 23, whereupon Obama and Emanuel are immediately available for questions, if the questioner wants to go to Hawaii and Africa--but whatever you do, don't question the timing. While the Illinois legislature is still working up the nerve to impeach the scoundrel,
Dingy Harry Reid has announced (in
tandem with The Messiah) that
the Senate will not seat whomever Blago appoints. [Stand by for a Constitutional Crisis, folks.
They don't have that power.]
Oh. And as if this weren't enough, Rep. Bobby Rush--he the former Black Panther--pronounced the Obama Senate seat as "
The Black Seat" in a defense of Blago's appointment of Burris.
And just who is this Roland Burris character anyway? Turns out, he, like the Chicago-based Rep. Rush, Rev. Jackson and Rev. Wright is
racist too (What is it about Chicago and racists?). He's also
a former lobbyist [
Gasp!] and--this is
delicious--once "
headed a commercial group that covered government guaranteed loans and minority business banking" and is a former "
National Executive Director and Chief Operating Officer for Operation PUSH" (same citation). He named both of his children--a son and a daughter--after himself. And he has erected
this crypt as his entryway into the Hereafter. My, oh my. What a guy.
So, to sum up, a white governor is going to be impeached (but may not be convicted and removed from office) and probably is going to jail because he tried to sell a Senate appointment. The Democratic Senate leadership (and the half-black President) is put in the position of refusing to seat the black appointee. The Democrat-led Illinois legislature desperately wants Blago to resign so as to avoid impeachment and the exposure of all the political skeletons. Blago, absolutely the dumbest, slimiest politcian from that cesspool that is Chicago has outsmarted the whole lot of the others--his appointment will stand on his terms. And out of this whorehouse, we're lead to believe that arose one virgin. Identity politics, anyone?
No. I am not bored.
The Messiah has not yet even taken office yet, and already I've had more entertainment out of this whole thing than I could have had in ten movies. I'm making popcorn.
An update to my "Center Ring": I had forgotten that the "legitimate" contender to the Clinton Senate seat was none other than Andrew Cuomo--another pol's son--who comes complete with his own
Kennedy-fueled drama.
But what
really is the attention-getter, and what prompted this update, is
this little nugget of sunshine.
Better than a Three-Ringed Circus!
/Update.
Another Update: I oughta sue.
P.J. O'Rourke steals my meme. Of course, he does it far better than I did, but that's beside the point.
/Another Update.
