Like everybody else in the world, I've got a couple of gay acquaintances, and even a distant relative who is a lesbian.
That said, I'm as straight as the day is long. Not a gay bone in my body. [Awright, awright... I'll dispense with the double entrendes.]
But if ever I was to have a man-crush, it would have to be with this guy.
And yeah, it turns out to be a pitch for somebody, and I'm real close to becoming a gold bug myself, but the rant is beautiful, man. Beautiful.